Friday, June 26, 2009

Clash of the Tightie-Whitie Warriors



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In prelude to the most recent Naked Kombat live shoot, audience members were treated to a rare, special spectacle. Two men entered the ring, initiates of a no-holds-barred form of forbidden martial artistry, to engage in a kind of struggle only spoken of in the barest of whispers by shifty-eyed men in murky public restrooms. The uniforms required by their demanding discipline were deceptively simple; white underpants and black socks.


In one corner was the shaggy-maned lion known only as Stigma. His impressive, rippling physique hinted at the kind of raw power that enabled a man to break cinder blocks using only his ass-cheeks; his mere gaze could melt the icing from an angel food cupcake at thirty paces. Opposing him was the mysterious Tartbot 5000, rumored to be a deadly cyborg whose unholy fusion of man and machine was concocted in an illegal lab by mad scientists seeking to create the perfect luchador.



The audience was stunned. Grown men wet themselves in fear and erotic anticipation. And the battle began.



Watch the complete encounter here -- right now -- on Behind Kink! http://tinyurl.com/kskd4y

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